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UNDER THE STREET - It's Friday in America.
asked under the leisure suit selection at the Goodwill store.

How do you go about getting dressed?  Does your butler/dresser/maid assist you?  Do you put on a sock & a sock and then a shoe & a shoe?  Maybe you put on a sock & a shoe & then the other sock & shoe?  Do you put on your pants first & then your shirt or do you don the shirt first?  Same question if it's a skirt & a blouse.
Shorts, T-shirt, flip flops in that order
May you build a ladder to the stars
And climb on every rung
(12-15-2017, 10:21 AM)Jessamine Wrote: Shorts, T-shirt, flip flops in that order

Nice work if you can get it!

I'm not preachin'....I'm just sayin'!
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I get dressed in the the proper order and how I get things from the valet.

Top, socks, skivvies, pants, then shoes.
De-clothing before dinner is the opposite. Shoes, pants, skivvies, socks, top.

I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's how I take them off that makes me better than you.

Unless I am in an extreme hurry, then I put my pants on both legs at a time.
"For if man has lost his freedom, and is forced to serve sin, and cannot will good, what conclusion can more justly be drawn concerning him, than that he sins and wills evil necessarily" - Martin Luther.
(12-15-2017, 12:49 PM)HillbillySue Wrote: Nice work if you can get it!

No shorts for us panhandlers today. Brrrr
May you build a ladder to the stars
And climb on every rung
It depends. In winter when I turn the heat down at night, then get dressed in the cold the next morning, I put the socks, pants and shoes on first. THEN I brush my teeth and wash my face. I don't want the tops on when I brush my teeth. It splatters. 

I know I'm weird. But that's what makes sense to me.

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Archie & Meathead once debated the best way to put on shoes & socks.  Meathead was in favor of the sock & a shoe and then the other sock & shoe method while Archie was a strong proponent of both socks first, then the shoes.  Meathead sezzed if your house caught fire in the middle of winter while getting dressed, you'd have at least one sock & shoe on & you could hop on one foot while the firemen got things back under control.  Made perfect sense to Meathead but Archie wasn't buying it.
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We can be lucky that we do not to have the R_I description of bathing.  Top to bottom.  eeckk.
Natural selection will never favor Evangelical misfits

Clothing? I've known my gal pal for thirty years and she has always hated clothes, especially underwear. When she gets home, everything goes flying -along with epithets. "Effing %@*damn bra." "Effing %@*damn panties."
She usually goes for yoga pants and a comfy flannel shirt in winter and cutoffs and a tee in summer.
"Now, fix me a vodka martini, please."
You are the wind beneath my wings, otherwise known as turbulence.
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I have 2 pairs of underwear. That's 2 PAIRS, not 2 pair. I wear one side for 3 or four days, turn them inside out and wear the other side for a week or so. Skidmarks, tobacco stains, and bacon strips are my trade.
It's possible to become so defiled in this world that your own father and mother will abandon you, and if that happens, God will always believe in your ability to mend your ways.

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