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Limerick
#1
There once was a girlie from France,
That let me reach down in her pants.
I looked up in shock,
When I felt a pet rock,
And found out his real name was Lance.
 
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#2
Sure, "pet rock".   Why would someone have a rock in their pants?
 
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#3
There was a...yada yada...France
Who...yada yada...on a train by chance.
The Engineer f#*%ed her.
So did the conductor
And the brakeman came in his pants.

Too Much?!  sorry [img]images/smilies/blush.gif[/img]  I googled this one when I saw it posted, but I have a whole book of these things. 
 

 

 

 
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#4
I make them up.  It's like one of three talents I have.
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#5
OK, so creating filthy limericks, designing internet forums, ... maybe RC should have a poll to see if we can guess talent number 3 [img]images/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img].
 
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#6
Just for the log -
There was a young man who liked spanking
Whose friends took delight in his pranking.
They showed his bare wee wee
On Closed Circuit TV
As they paddled his a$$ with some planking.
 
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